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FFS!!!!! HE IS 12 YEARS OLD!!! WHAT IS HE ???....EMO OR A FUCKING RETARD?????

A 12-year-old boy in Bristol, England, gulped down a pair of nail scissors, and amazingly suffered only minor cuts.

Karon Edwards told The Daily Mail that her son suffers from severe learning disabilities that stunt his sense of danger; she went to put the kettle on for tea and returned to find him coughing up blood. An X-ray revealed a pair of nail scissors lodged in his throat, handle-first. Doctors removed the scissors under general anesthetic, and said the boy was lucky to escape with only minor cuts.

“It was such a nightmare. I am even more careful with him now, but it is very difficult because he is getting older,” Edwards said. “I didn't know you could swallow scissors, so it came as a huge shock.”

Children swallow things all the time – pennies and other coins are one of the most common (and the usual recommendation there is just to let nature take its course). Usually such mishaps aren’t life-threatening, but recently there have been huge recalls of magnetic toys that can cause major damage if the magnets become loose and are swallowed – the magnets rip through the intestines as they are pulled toward each other. And health officials are warning parents of the dangers posed by lithium “button” batteries, which are just the right size for toddlers to pop in their mouths

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Im sure i swallowed small stones or whatever as a kid.
But a fucking pair of scissors DUMBASS!!!

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FFS!!!!! HE IS 12 YEARS OLD!!! WHAT IS HE ???....EMO OR A FUCKING RETARD?????



Karon Edwards told The Daily Mail that her son suffers from severe learning disabilities that stunt his sense of danger
That answers that I reckon

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Re: BRISTOL, UK: Tewlve Year Old Swallows Scissors ?????? WTF???

Yeah Ummmmm Pink...............look at his picture.......don't look like the brightest bulb on the tree....nor the swiftest bird in the flock ya know

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That answers that I reckon
"severe LDs ... sense of danger"....not LACK OF SENSORY PERCEPTION....that took EFFORT to do....and a primal reflex is to AVOID pain.


seh allegedly KNOWS of his "problem'....yet she leaves scissors around for the kid???


was she tiring of caring for a learning disabled kid????


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as an average senior citizen in the south might say, "Lord have mercy!"

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...and "how come" she wasnt watchin him "mo close"


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Thats the funniest thing I've read all day...

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