[medikundi]

she just havent had sex for a long time

[schleifspur]

dont mess with a german fraulein!

[Skunk King]

Both of these fucks need to go home

[slaver]

apparently the only way to get a dog to release their grip is to stick a finger up their arse

[Shakey]

Better not put your dick in that mouth.

[sophomagluglug]

This was fucking hilarious that chick's like "really?!" she was getting so pissed off just wanting to sit the fuck down omg and then they got mad at her for pushing them well this had to be the most retarded partially kinky and funny thing i've watched ever! That bite at the end though daaaamn!I was like aww how romantic drunk love, nope, shes guna bite his lip off xD

[amen]

Yeah, should have just fucking hit her!

[rjbarter]

My guess is that she is Really Drunk and Really Really Horny. Thats when lady starts to act crazy. He was supposed to rip her panties aside and fuck her while she was biting his lip. Perhaps she was trying to bring out the cave man in him.

[jumpingjames69]

hilarious quote, funniest thing ive read in ages

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

She needs to be punched in the cunt, then dangled head first in the chemical toilet, then dropped.

[navajojoe]

GOOD FOR HER!! Better than getting his nuts ripped off, yes?