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02-20-2023, 05:31 PM
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Re: Bring Your Kids to the Deathmatch Day
Nah! It's like Mexican Wrestling. Except Mexican Wrestling is actually more fun. And doesn't have broken glass. But just as fake, of course. But the Bad Guy is always the worst! Many times he doesn't even believe in Jesus! Sometimes there is a fake priest there for him to push around for awhile, before the Good Guy comes out and beats his ass. And if you watch a few bouts, you can see that the Good Guy and The Bad Guy have swapped identities, (or else they swapped tattoos, maybe!) Sometimes the Bad Guy even has HORNS!!!! Madre Dios!!!! Sometimes there is even balsa wood furniture for them to smash over each other. The little kids are entranced! And of course, the Mexican Referees are just as blind as the ones in the U.S. when it comes to wrestling! In fact, I think they hire them right from the local Deaf and Blind Schools, so they have a profession. But it's all pretty hilarious. If you go to Mexico, make sure you see at least ONE Luchador bout! And don't tell me it's all fake!! It's just as true as aliens, Elvis sightings, and American Wrestling! You can tell, because their belt buckles are just as big as the ones in the U.S.! |