[SimoneFlen']

Coronavirus panic buying!

[kellyhound]

idiots lol There's a solution for that p

An Australian newspaper has printed an extra eight pages to be used as toilet paper after coronavirus fears prompted customers to bulk buy supplies, leaving some supermarket shelves bare.

In a bid to tackle the shortage, The NT News provided a practical -- if unconventional -- solution.
Australians living in the Northern Territories would have noticed on Thursday that eight pages in the paper had been left bare, except for watermarks and a cut-out guide edition.
"Run out of loo paper? The NT News cares," the newspaper read.
"That's why we've printed an eight-page special liftout inside, complete with handy cut lines, for you to use in an emergency."

[Druss]

It's a sellers market, buy bulk value tp then sell it at a drastically inflated rate.

It might make you feel like an arsewipe but you'll clean up, it's very unlikely you'll end up in the sh*t, you'll probably make a big splash but it's unlikely you'll come out of it smelling like roses.

[Necrotic Bowel]

Bullshit. Aussies don’t use TP. They wipe their ass with koala bears.

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

Bullshit. Aussies don’t use TP. They wipe their ass with koala bears.

environment minister says up to 30% of koalas killed in NSW mid-north coast fires

They're getting rare so you might hurry up capture a view just in case P

[fattubbashit]

Fucking morons hoarding TP

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by fattubbashit ↗

Fucking morons hoarding TP

We finally got our hands on a decent amount of toilet paper today + we're stupidly happy!

We couldn't find the fucking stuff anywhere. Same with tissues + wipes, bloody ridiculous.

We finally found some in a cornershop a few days ago, but they only allowed one per customer (me, Neda + Bob all went in separately to get some!). But there was the worry of not being able to get hold of any more.

So we're happy today that we managed to get 2 packs of 24 rolls for £20.

I hope someone punches each + every cunt who did the whole 'panic buying', making it almost impossible to get hold of essentials. I still can't get any fucking pasta though. *sobs

[fattubbashit]

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

We finally got our hands on a decent amount of toilet paper today + we're stupidly happy!

We couldn't find the fucking stuff anywhere. Same with tissues + wipes, bloody ridiculous.

We finally found some in a cornershop a few days ago, but they only allowed one per customer (me, Neda + Bob all went in separately to get some!). But there was the worry of not being able to get hold of any more.

So we're happy today that we managed to get 2 packs of 24 rolls for £20.

I hope someone punches each + every cunt who did the whole 'panic buying', making it almost impossible to get hold of essentials. I still can't any fucking pasta though. *sobs

It’s exactly the same here.

No rice/pasta/noodles/salt/TP/soap/bleach/sanitizer/tissues....

[gboy69]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

They're getting rare so you might hurry up capture a view just in case P

some of us have been hoarding koalas since the fires first broke out

[William May]

I have a bazillion Koalas, all snuggled up in the giant pile of TP that is in my basement. If anyone needs a koala, or a some TP, just let me know.
I also have 3 cans of Vegemite.
And a box of licorice