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03-08-2020, 01:38 PM
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Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
Coronavirus panic buying!
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03-08-2020, 02:04 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 97,068
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
idiots lol There's a solution for that p |
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03-08-2020, 02:13 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:253 Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 5,538 5,538Posts 15,663Thanked 3,828Quoted 99Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
It's a sellers market, buy bulk value tp then sell it at a drastically inflated rate. It might make you feel like an arsewipe but you'll clean up, it's very unlikely you'll end up in the sh*t, you'll probably make a big splash but it's unlikely you'll come out of it smelling like roses. |
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03-08-2020, 11:44 PM
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
Bullshit. Aussies don’t use TP. They wipe their ass with koala bears.
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03-09-2020, 04:41 AM
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
They're getting rare so you might hurry up capture a view just in case P
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03-27-2020, 08:52 AM
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
We finally got our hands on a decent amount of toilet paper today + we're stupidly happy! We couldn't find the fucking stuff anywhere. Same with tissues + wipes, bloody ridiculous. We finally found some in a cornershop a few days ago, but they only allowed one per customer (me, Neda + Bob all went in separately to get some!). But there was the worry of not being able to get hold of any more. So we're happy today that we managed to get 2 packs of 24 rolls for £20. I hope someone punches each + every cunt who did the whole 'panic buying', making it almost impossible to get hold of essentials. I still can't get any fucking pasta though. *sobs
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03-27-2020, 08:37 PM
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 Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:24 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 54,959 54,959Posts 74,421Thanked 31,889Quoted 164Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
It’s exactly the same here. No rice/pasta/noodles/salt/TP/soap/bleach/sanitizer/tissues.... |
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03-27-2020, 10:36 PM
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
some of us have been hoarding koalas since the fires first broke out  |
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03-28-2020, 12:23 AM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:91 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,300 17,300Posts 45,183Thanked 4,726Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Australians Fighting Over Toilet Paper
I have a bazillion Koalas, all snuggled up in the giant pile of TP that is in my basement. If anyone needs a koala, or a some TP, just let me know. I also have 3 cans of Vegemite. And a box of licorice |
