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03-26-2026, 04:51 AM
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Re: Woman Talking on Her Phone Crosses the Road Gets Hit by a Bike
That's because they're all dead.
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03-26-2026, 07:10 AM
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Re: Woman Talking on Her Phone Crosses the Road Gets Hit by a Bike
I prefer the "look both ways before you cross the street" technique. It's worked pretty well for me over all these years.
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03-26-2026, 11:19 AM
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Re: Woman Talking on Her Phone Crosses the Road Gets Hit by a Bike
AWESOME!! Donorcycle lane splitting claims another victim, just not the rider (probably, here?) doing the possible donating. I'm sure it's a very important call, which she'll no doubt complete in the ER at some point under heavy pain meds. Somehow, though, I have to imagine that if the VR push hadn't faded, some folks would STILL have found a way to wander out distracted into virtual streets, digitally and/or metaphorically speaking. |
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03-26-2026, 12:39 PM
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Re: Woman Talking on Her Phone Crosses the Road Gets Hit by a Bike
That was excellent! She got taken out in a perfectly timed fashion. Really enjoyed the ricochet the bike did too. He should be given a nice, frosted cake and she should have her cellphone surgically implanted up her anus. |