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03-11-2026, 06:11 AM
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Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
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#2
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03-11-2026, 07:29 AM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
I wish more of this happened to all of the dumbasses who walk around with their faces buried in their fucking phones.
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03-11-2026, 12:04 PM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
Latest anti-porn measures in action: peep peep, boom boom!
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03-11-2026, 01:28 PM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
Well deserved.  Give your child a cellphone so she can started on a dopamine addiction before she ever starts in school. Great parenting.  |
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03-12-2026, 12:50 AM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
All she did was dial 1-800 SATAN on her phone. Happens all the time. Probably asking for a story about "Wiggles the bunny"  |
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03-12-2026, 08:48 AM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
What was that company that supplied pagers to Hezbollah?
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#7
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03-12-2026, 03:12 PM
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid
Natural Selection will get around to them all, eventually. A headline from today, SF Chronicle: "Woman on FaceTime killed in rollover crash while driving with two children, police say". Too bad (I'm presuming) she's already reproduced....
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