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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid

I wish more of this happened to all of the dumbasses who walk around with their faces buried in their fucking phones.
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid

Well deserved.

Give your child a cellphone so she can started on a dopamine addiction before she ever starts in school. Great parenting.
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid

All she did was dial 1-800 SATAN on her phone. Happens all the time.

Probably asking for a story about "Wiggles the bunny"
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I wish more of this happened to all of the dumbasses who walk around with their faces buried in their fucking phones.
What was that company that supplied pagers to Hezbollah?
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I wish more of this happened to all of the dumbasses who walk around with their faces buried in their fucking phones.
Natural Selection will get around to them all, eventually. A headline from today, SF Chronicle: "Woman on FaceTime killed in rollover crash while driving with two children, police say". Too bad (I'm presuming) she's already reproduced....
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid

The kid could've at least stomped out the fire so it wouldn't burn the house down.
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Re: Phone Explodes in Hands of Kid

The kid could've at least stomped out the fire so it wouldn't burn the house down.

Shut up idiot
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Sorry, but I don't take advice from a fattubbashit. I do appreciate your effort though.


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