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03-16-2012, 03:57 PM
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Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
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03-16-2012, 11:27 PM
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Re: Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
I think he may have been suicidal. But that was the lamest suicide attempt ever. It's as if his life is so sad and pathetic, he had to choose the most pathetic vehicle to jump out in front of in order to end his life. Real men jump out in front of buses.
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03-18-2012, 11:25 PM
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Re: Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
Sorry but real men don't commit suicide, just saying. Life's hard, live with it.
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03-23-2012, 04:33 AM
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Re: Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
Ehh, it seems it was less talking about the manlyness of suicide, more the crappy way of going about it; He may not have been a real man for wanting to kill himself, he was just even less-so for doing such a shit job of it.
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03-24-2012, 08:41 AM
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Re: Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
We need irony tags of some sort so that ironic statements can be highlighted as irony. Same with sarcasm. "Real men commit suicide by jumping in front of busses" was intended to be both sarcastic and ironic. Because real men jump off cliffs.
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03-24-2012, 01:09 PM
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Re: Moron Wants to Cross the Road but Gets Knocked Off His Feet by a Scooter
"Omg fuck yeah, a penny!" *Splat* And thus, survival of the fittest is served. or something. Way too early in the morning for me to be thinking straight
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