[Kiwibunny]

That bear has been waiting on this opportunity and I ain't mad at it..... Living in a shit box..

[KCLove]

Originally Posted by scorpion9 ↗

He probably could have just walked out if he had stayed calm.
The bear wasnt interested in him and zoo animals are sick of people in general...and they are not hungry(assuming its a proper zoo).
It's the sudden movement from the side that triggers automatic attack/defence response for wild animals.
My previous house cat did the same thing. He was calm and purred nicely, until he saw my hand coming from the corner of his eye...then...instant pounce and mauling.

There had to have been more bears in there. They wouldn’t have an an entire enclosure for one bear. He was trying to get the hell out of there before more came out. I think a lot of us would’ve atten

[KCLove]

Originally Posted by KCLove ↗

There had to have been more bears in there. They wouldn’t have an an entire enclosure for one bear. He was trying to get the hell out of there before more came out. Thinking critically under extreme panick and danger is much easier said than done.

[spycosis]

This reminds me of the greenhouse scene in "Scum"

[Venom139]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Lot of bears downtown in my neck of the woods. They see twinks or sometimes twunks (if the twink's been working out), then they attack. Usually play some ABBA or George Michael, then when the twink is thoroughly swept off his knees, the bear throws in the hard stuff...that's right....frankie goes to hollywood. After that its just bear on twink action. Sometimes its gets rough, dramatized in the film Revenant with leonardo dicaprio. Sometimes it gets real sweet though, like in The Edge with Alec Baldwin. Deleted scenes show Alec and the Bear hanging out on set, sharing stories of bear whores, and sniffing up bear cocaine together. They say you can't turn your back on a bear, but you can. Just make sure you have a bit of lube.

I am so fucking cryin after reading this

[icehole]

I came here to find the puns

[Do You Like Worms]

One needn’t skim the six preceding pages to know that all animal related content, particularly that which portrays the animal in question as a heartless, bloodthirsty man eater instead of Winnie the Pooh, will more often than not yield a wealth of absurd commentary, specifically those expressing foremost concern for the safety and well-being of the animal occurring with disturbing regularity. Look, I get it; there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t daydream of a world wherein I can run away deep into the jungle and be welcomed with open arms into the animal kingdom as if I was one of their own. Not going to happen for me, not gonna happen for you, you’re nothing, you’re a loser.

[Patriotpride16t]

What a shithole zoo!!

[umakemeSICK]

Fresh meat! Don't they supply bear spray?!?

[ClearBlueSky]

Originally Posted by Rose25 ↗

Poor bear being cooped up like that, zoos are shit!

That's a good idea, let's let it out instead !