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01-13-2023, 04:07 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Good for the bear. Think I'd also maul and eat someone if that shitty enclosure was my entire existence.
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#52
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01-13-2023, 05:03 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,480 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6090 Post(s)
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
A bear and a bunny took a dump at the side of the path. The bear said to the rabbit: "Does it bother you if shit sticks to your fur?" The rabbit said: "No." The bear then picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it. (Borrowed from the Bad Joke thread) |
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01-13-2023, 07:09 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Holy crap. Buddy with the camera couldn't keep a fucking stationary cctv monitor in his sights? 
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01-14-2023, 03:24 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
It’s interesting because the man is neither predator or prey. But the bear kills anyway. State of that fucking enclosure. |
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#57
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01-14-2023, 09:04 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
That guy who dragged his dead buddy out had some balls. Jesus, if I was a zookeeper, no matter how much I would daydream while shoveling manure, putting out feed, etc., I'd be focused like a laser on one task: LOCKING UP THE BEAR BEFORE ENTERING HIS PEN!! And what a miserable place to keep an animal. Give him a big round bale of hay to play with, or something. |
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01-14-2023, 11:29 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
That was a grizzly death...... |
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01-14-2023, 05:15 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Try pelting that bear with bullets, they work so much better than sticks and stones. And by the way, if that was his enclosure, I would fucking kill anyone I could get close enough to!! Jesus Christ! My bathroom is almost that big!! There are so many wonderful comments here it has been my favorite thread so far this year!!! 
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