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02-08-2022, 04:38 PM
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Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
Paraguay, 23 year old G.D.K.V. was depressed and ended his life on Monday afternoon. The truck driver S.H.B.S, 45, stopped the truck but when he got off he saw the terrible scene. The victim was treated by volunteer Firefighters, who tried to revive him, but unfortunately he had already left for the afterlife.
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02-08-2022, 04:41 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
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02-08-2022, 05:48 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
I don't think that went as well as planned. Still kickin'.
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02-08-2022, 08:38 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
OMG  can you imagine the embarrassment? You try to commit suicide and you fail miserably. Now every time hes walking down the street, people are gonna be watching him warily.
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02-08-2022, 08:38 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
~ Anybody walking in the middle of a busy traffic street is an automatic accidental suicide waiting to happen, deliberate or not. ~ The guy was able to miraculously get up after that because of the astute driver's quick reflexes, who carefully watched him in the rear-view mirror. After all the guy 'was' walking in the middle of the street, so the incident could have happened to the truck driver before.. ~ Also all the back tires had synchronized brakes, so all the back tires braked at the same time, preventing the guy from being swooped in between the tires, and instead got dragged, face down. ~ The description says he died anyway. Must have really wanted to. |
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02-08-2022, 09:26 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
Also, everyone in the neighborhood will be calling him "semi" or "smeary" or whatever the slang name is in Brazil for someone who threw himself under a truck and still lived to tell the tale. Maybe he should climb a power pole. Or have a beer late at night in front of a seedy bar, and wait for a hit man to stop by. Fortunately for him, there are a lot of choices down there, as far as what to do, to not have to go home that night. |
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02-08-2022, 10:24 PM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
That’s gonna hurt in the morning…   |
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02-09-2022, 12:17 AM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
Well if he wasn't depressed before, he sure is now.
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02-09-2022, 01:34 AM
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Re: Young Guy Throws Himself Under a Scania Tanker Truck
Well, on the bright side, his suicide was a success.
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