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10-31-2024, 03:05 AM
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Re: Worker's Body Was Torn Apart By Crusher At Asphalt Plant
This excellent machine neatly planned. A child, a half wit would not be perplexed: No chance to err, you simply press the button— at once each cog in motion move the next. The whole revolves, and anything that lives is quickly sucked toward the running band, where shot between the automatic knives, it’s guaranteed to finish dead as mutton. And He’ll die alright A pity |
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10-31-2024, 03:34 AM
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The hydraulic power behind that machine never even felt Mr. Squishy between the gears. It ate him up like it was nothing.  |
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10-31-2024, 06:24 AM
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Would be nice if a Mexican cartel bought one of these, and started tossing live victims in. 
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10-31-2024, 09:32 AM
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Re: Worker's Body Was Torn Apart By Crusher At Asphalt Plant
Saddam Hussein's sons used to feed their victims feet first into large industrial shredding machines. Don't know if I would want to watch those videos if they exist. Wish the Iraqi people had fed that whole family into a shredder with a laughing crowd...
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10-31-2024, 10:14 AM
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That's the problem right there. They'll just keep making more idiots.
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10-31-2024, 12:09 PM
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You can really see that the chewy bits stick in the teeth there. Rocks are much easier as the crunchy bits just pass through. |
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10-31-2024, 04:34 PM
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That machine will now be forever referred to by the workers as “Raimundo”, so his memory will live on. Lucky bastard
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10-31-2024, 05:09 PM
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Hydraulic machinery show no mercy, no hesitation in their indifference towards humans
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10-31-2024, 06:53 PM
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that prolly hurt for one hot second.... then it was ground chuck time.
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11-01-2024, 03:48 AM
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Re: Worker's Body Was Torn Apart By Crusher At Asphalt Plant
Or they could have transplanted a dogs paw onto the end of his arm. And when you saw him on the forklift, he was just starting to heel.  |
