[christianbeccy]

In this weeks reminder of ways I don't want to die.

Feet first into a wood chipper! I wonder how long he was conscious?

[tcraig619]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I remember a story a few years ago, about a woman who owned a landscaping business, and was feeding brush into a chipper and got caught and went in. I guess she was only about 95 lbs, and when the machine grabbed the brush she was pushing into it, it took her as well. The employees working with her took off, afraid they would be blamed. They eventually returned, and the coroner pronounced it an accidental death, since none of the guys were near her when she went in. This was in Florida, and apparently she went completely through the machine and came out as shreds.

Happened to a kid here in the states a couple years ago. New on the job, doesn't know any better. Tried to push a log in with his for and got snagged and pulled into the chipper before his boss could shut it off. Can't imagine the sound of that.

[tcraig619]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I remember a story a few years ago, about a woman who owned a landscaping business, and was feeding brush into a chipper and got caught and went in. I guess she was only about 95 lbs, and when the machine grabbed the brush she was pushing into it, it took her as well. The employees working with her took off, afraid they would be blamed. They eventually returned, and the coroner pronounced it an accidental death, since none of the guys were near her when she went in. This was in Florida, and apparently she went completely through the machine and came out as shreds.

Happened to a kid here in the states a couple years ago. New on the job, doesn't know any better. Tried to push a log in with his foot and got snagged and pulled into the chipper before his boss could shut it off. Can't imagine the sound of that.

[Shadolife]

During interview, father states son was "A chip off the ol' block"

[Yanni]

looks like maybe a de-barking machine rather than a chipper. making fence posts?

[Martano666]

Steve Buscemi

[Pyramid_Head]

Originally Posted by AnaleFaust ↗

Speaking of woodchippers, I'm surprised we haven't seen a cartel using one in one of their videos. That'll be like the holy grail of Cartel gore

I was gonna say I'm wondering if an accident with a wood chipper will ever be posted but this is more likely. Probably just a matter of time considering how sick those fuckers are.

[Killgaad]

How is this in Indonesia? This happened in Fargo; I saw Steve Buscemi go through it, man.

[Tadhgín]

Originally Posted by Stevieaitch ↗

Feet first yet her head was mashed and feet ok. Doesnt compute.

It’s not a wood chipper. It’s a laminator. It’s unrolling bark off the logs.
The guy went in head first from the other side and stopped at the pelvis. The workers just pulled his legs all the way out