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04-20-2026, 04:47 PM
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Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
Ramallah, Palestine A worker, Alaa A.a-R., was killed when, whilst unloading marble slabs from a flatbed truck, two of the slabs fell off the truck and crushed him. It was his first day back at work after being married ten days before. |
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04-20-2026, 06:06 PM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
The slab on the truck put him on a slab in the morgue.
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04-20-2026, 06:29 PM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
Had enough marbles to see the next slab send him to Jesus
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04-20-2026, 06:36 PM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
Well, his former wife is available for dating, now.  |
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04-21-2026, 02:39 AM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
Thank you for exterminating yourself buddy. 
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04-21-2026, 03:47 AM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
That was hilarious! It's as if the will of the entire human population on Earth came together for that one moment to say "No, that's NOT how you do it!" And that last one was for just being a dumbass |
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04-21-2026, 03:59 AM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
I can't help but think that this was the universe having mercy on his ass.
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04-21-2026, 05:10 AM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
A double whammy to be sure he's dead.
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04-21-2026, 05:24 AM
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Re: Worker Is Fatally Crushed After Marble Slabs Fall From Truck
If they’d have lifted one slab at a time they would’ve gotten them off him. They tried to get all of them at once.  Unfortunate accident. |
