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04-16-2023, 01:37 AM
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 ✖ The Antique Christ ✖ Poster Rank:105 Gonzo Punk Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 15,488
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Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
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04-16-2023, 02:10 AM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
I'm going to call that a miss.
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04-16-2023, 02:28 AM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
At that height—cushion or no cushion—terminal velocity would've killed her anyway, irrespective of the cushion size or height—unless they had one of those specialized stunt-cushions that can deflate gradually for several stories (more like 7-8—at least). But that shitty mustard-colored cushion? Ridiculous.  R.I.P. |
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04-16-2023, 03:49 AM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
Sad she thought such a permanent thing could fix a temporary problem. RIP.   |
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04-16-2023, 04:01 AM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
Missed it by that much  |
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04-16-2023, 01:30 PM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
Time for Musk to invent a remote cushion that follows the trajectory of the falling jumper.
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04-16-2023, 10:44 PM
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Re: Woman Jumps Off Apartment Block Missing Yellow Cushion
I've never seen one of those suicide prevention cushions actually intercept the jumper |
