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01-07-2026, 04:26 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead With Piece of Wood Lodged in Private Parts
You definitely can't see the forest for the trees...
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01-07-2026, 04:42 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,915 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23213 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Found Dead With Piece of Wood Lodged in Private Parts
A tired traveler passed by this scene on the way to find lodging for the night. He asked one of the policemen who was tending to the poor stricken woman how far they thought the Olde Log Inn was. The cop paused and said, “Oh, I’d guess about a mile and a half down that road”. Get your mind out of the gutter |
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01-09-2026, 08:08 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead With Piece of Wood Lodged in Private Parts
Someone obviously has a little bit of penis envy  They figured that was a way to show her he had the biggest woody ever Hope we get to see him turned into a shiskadickhead asspuppet  : rockon |
