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03-29-2022, 07:15 PM
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Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
Mexico, A 50-year-old woman lost her life when she was run over by a minibus when she tried to cross the Boulevard. According to the police report, at 06:30 a.m. on Tuesday, they received the report of the tragic accident in which a woman had been run over by a combi and upon arrival at the scene, the driver of the public transport was arrested. The woman who was lying on the asphalt and was assessed by paramedics from the Mexican Red Cross who after a few minutes determined that she no longer had vital signs. It was learned that the now deceased was called A. M. "N" after she was identified by her relatives who arrived at the accident scene. The minibus was towed to the Municipal Transit and Road yard, while the driver was presented before the prosecutor of the Public Ministry to give his statement of the facts. |
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03-29-2022, 08:54 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
eh. can't say I feel bad for her. that shit was completely avoidable. stupid bitch.
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03-29-2022, 09:04 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
It always kills me when they legit try to beat a vehicle across the road.  |
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03-29-2022, 09:30 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
A fifty year old anything needs a bit of pep in their step if they're going to cross traffic with a green light.
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03-29-2022, 10:19 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
yeah, something about frumpy unattractive short legged 50 year old women, they seem to be less intelligent than 50 year old tall leggy sexy gym rat high genetic quality MILF types. The bow legged FUPA-afflicted woman does dumb stuff like standing on swivel chairs, and running across streets without looking.
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03-29-2022, 10:22 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
oh.
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03-29-2022, 10:25 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
She should have had her chicken with her if she was going to cross the road. Chickens nearly ALWAYS make it across safely. But maybe her chicken had already crossed, and she was just trying to catch up with it. Or maybe she told her chicken a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke, and her chicken was offended, and refused to guard her as she crossed. Or maybe she was too poor to afford a chicken. Or maybe she ate the chicken last night for dinner, and that was why it wasn't around when she tried to cross the road. All the mysteries of this case, that will NEVER be answered. The universe is a wonder! |
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03-29-2022, 10:27 PM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
I'll tell ya, I leave my chicken at home, and I run like hell when I cross the street!
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03-30-2022, 01:38 AM
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Re: Woman Crosses the Road, Gets Fatally Hit by a Minibus
The shortbus of death coupled with the red ring of death and the red arrow of death. She didn't stand a chance.
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