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10-18-2020, 04:50 AM
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Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
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#2
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10-18-2020, 06:12 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
Damn...we get a lot of videos from that part of the world where people die in the water because they get in over their heads... this video is no exception.  On a serious note though, that's quite unfortunate for everyone involved, especially the children who will probably blame themselves for this accident. |
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10-18-2020, 07:27 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
Just remember, in the event of a head or neck injury on uneven terrain: First, pick the victim up by the feet and drag them over five or ten feet in any direction, making sure the head bounces along on hard rock behind. Second, immediately break out your phone, find some shit 3rd world ranchera or bolly wolly music and while filming the dying person, entertain the ever growing crowd. And finally, check those flip flops for wear and tear. Committing murder, robbery or generally injury to your doomed contemporaries is hard on the sole.
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10-18-2020, 08:20 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
At 0:14 She appears on screen and takes her 8 seconds to walk to the death spot. At 0:21 She decides to stand on the death spot. At 0:22 One second later the kids hit her legs At 0:23 One second later her head bounces against the rock And you call this fortuitous event "an accident"? There is some strange shit going on in this universe of ours, some kind of force or entity drives Murphy's law, accident my ass!  |
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10-18-2020, 08:31 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
She should have chose Paper or Scissors, Rock never fucking ends well  |
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10-18-2020, 10:39 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
bet her family will call it murder
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10-18-2020, 11:08 AM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
Damn, its nobody's fault, just shitty ass predicament |
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10-18-2020, 04:38 PM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
I was waiting for that big rock near the kid up the waterfall to come loose and hit someone.
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10-18-2020, 05:26 PM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
all flip flops should be fitted with bells Henceforth
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10-18-2020, 06:53 PM
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Re: Water Surfing by Kids Turns Lethal to a Woman
Exactly. I was expecting the person next to it to try using it as a surf board.
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