[Pyramid_Head]

It looked like the machine literally ate them.

[gustavoeks]

He was abducted

[TerminusV]

Hello, loose hair? I'd like you to meet whirley bits. Hope you two get along.

[Xploit Machine]

the other side please

[docfr8]

Like a good book or article.. You read a little bit into it, reach in to turn the page and it literally sucks you in

[dyspair]

Finally, someones first(ish) thought was to hit the Estop...

[ironmike]

Because I'm a pussy about machines (and heights) I would never take a job around one of these whopper machines. When I was a kid, my dad had a job in a stamping plant and he took me in there one Saturday. Scared the shit out of me.
If there is a job using a can opener, I can handle that. Anything else bigger than that, I'm not your guy.

[rohmell]

Đèn trên máy nhấp nháy nghĩa là đã xảy ra lỗi.

[Xtatic]

These never get old.

[William May]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE ↗

...và đó là lý do tại sao bây giờ mọi người đều phải đội một chiếc lưới che tóc chết tiệt...

Translation:
..."and that's why everybody has to wear a fucking hairnet now"...

I don't know what you said, but I'm giving you 5 corns just for spelling it out!