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12-28-2018, 09:03 AM
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Re: Untroubled By His Own Head Removal
I don't feel qualified to insult anyones profile icon, but I used to read Yanni comments--even halt a quick scroll, to catch what he had to say. After he started using that photo though, his comments became the quick scroll's initiation. He's funny as hell too. But that person should be executed for how they look. That tiny 100x100 pixel image is very easily the most terrible thing I've seen on this site--worse than all the smeared, pasted humans, and maggotry here combined. To put it into better perspective, the only other thing I can think of that has ever made me so angry, as fast as that image does was being right next to my eye with a paper clip shot from an elastified thumb and index from across a call centre room floor. And that ended with the other party's face, head, and hands literally pocked with Paper Mate perforations, and both parties totally effing fired from very hilarious positions selling $3500 Kirby Vacuums over the phone. |
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12-28-2018, 10:12 PM
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Re: Untroubled By His Own Head Removal
I'd like to force epoxy down his throat, and then surf him to death as he hardens. I'd rent one of those indoor Olympic surf pools for a night and exchange the water with collagen. Get some black market surgeon to bolt stolen prehistoric tusks into my shoulder blades, and then literally use that waxy nightmare as my surfboard until he was good and drowned. I actually thought it was one of those pig lady Kardashians. If that were the case, then that entire family would need to be present as well. It wouldn't quite be the same, but they're all still invited. I would've silenced their cries with the very same lash that would have driven them to sing Beach Boys songs to me as I drowned their precious relative. Do you see now DahliaNeda, what such ugliness can inspire--the barbed wire vomit consequences that just one tiny little illuminated square can unlock. |