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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

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firecracker my ass, that's a bomb
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

Not as spectacular as the all-time classic video of those kids in Indonesia that lit a firecracker that was bigger than they were and got blasted into human drumsticks a few years ago but servciable in the realm of fireworks fatalities
oo yeah, August 2013
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

Maybe they can carry his body on his newly acquired autorickshaw.......LUCKY!
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

I’m not sure what he expected to happen. When you light and explosive and sit on it, and your friends all run to a safe distance, that implies your position is not ideal…
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Plot twist: he was going to use the money earned from the rickshaw to get gender reassignment surgery.
Which gender doesn’t have a functioning anus
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

That poor fool
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

At the work place you’re not even allowed to say firecracker anymore cause of DEI. You have to say step into my office Chad you’re fired.
That’s the most unfunny DEI joke I ever read. I have issues with it as a matter of policy but which minority was it that clapped your moms cheeks causing your parents to get divorced? You’re not even trying! Just want to hear one joke not including DEI, BLM, Trans ppl, being woke, or something about the Covid vaccine I’d be impressed. since 2020, it’s just those 5 things recycled. Up your game
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If he had been female, 2 holes most certainly would now only be 1
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Re: Turns Out That Sitting On a Box of Lit Firecrackers Isn't a Good Idea

It’s not like he was going to be using his genitalia anytime soon with a name like Shabarish.
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