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07-11-2010, 10:40 AM
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

I thought only dogs ate shite, but I guess lions do as well!

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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

the victim farted in the lions general direction, the lion grabbed him and said now go away or i shall bite you a second Tiiiime!
i know what you mean,have you smelt their breath though?worse than farts lol
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

..Wait..isnt Pakistan the country thats fighting alongside American and Britain? Therefore..theyre good guys?
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

he's definately not the lion man

omgosh i really want to sing the theme tune now!
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

Why you would want to own a lion is beyond me.
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

That's what you get for keeping exotic animals as pets.
Nothing wrong with exotic animals really, it is the people that have them,but I must admit,a lion would probably be last on my list of pets to have.That thing went from purring to beast!
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too bad he didnt get spit down the middle even though the lion would of got both halves anyways
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Fuck those assholes for their having imprisoned such a magnificent animal. Too bad the lion didn't kill the lot of them.
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Re: Tug of War with a Lion

sketchy they are unpredictable and have powerful primal instincts no thought put into it
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also one of gods natural selectors others had better balance hes gone there we got better gene pool
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