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05-15-2021, 02:11 PM
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Re: Trucker Wakes Up and Runs Over Sleeping Co-worker Under His Truck
I heard the other driver kept putting in his Britney Spears tape. I guess he’s not that innocent. |
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#45
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05-15-2021, 03:52 PM
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Re: Trucker Wakes Up and Runs Over Sleeping Co-worker Under His Truck
It's common for truck drivers in shithole countries to sleep under their trucks to keep an eye on them. It stops opportunistic small-time thieves from busting into the cargo but doesn't trap the drivers in the cabin if the local bichote decides he wants it for a late-night errand.
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05-17-2021, 04:16 PM
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Re: Trucker Wakes Up and Runs Over Sleeping Co-worker Under His Truck
This is retarded. "I'm not taking any chances getting trapped inside the cab of my own truck with some unruly bad guy!" Next option: "Fuck it, I'll just fall into a deep sleep underneath the truck, in the path of the tires... where I can rest peacefully knowing that if some punk ass nitwit has even an ounce of voyeuristic joy-riding tendencies, by God, my pile of slumbering human flesh will definitely thwart any ill-will they may possess at once!" Idiot. |
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05-20-2021, 02:36 PM
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Re: Trucker Wakes Up and Runs Over Sleeping Co-worker Under His Truck
Me: hey buddy, I need a nap You: yeah, me too Me: Ok, cool. Let's chill under the truck and lay right in the path of the tires. You: perfect! |