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03-06-2026, 02:59 AM
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A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
Bekasi, Wednesday (March 4) at around 3:00 PM WIB. The chronology of the accident is not yet known. The victim died at the scene.
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03-06-2026, 10:27 AM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
They need a refresher course in how to roll up a dead body in a sheet
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03-06-2026, 10:36 AM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
The policeman is going to need a change of his shirt and a good hand wash.  |
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03-06-2026, 03:33 PM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
I thought they were trying to roll him up into a burrito.  |
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03-06-2026, 06:29 PM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
Somehow I think 1x sheet won't be enough. |
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03-06-2026, 11:41 PM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
He's dead. That's a no brainer.
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03-07-2026, 12:53 AM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
Never just assume that. The Power Of Christ could compel him to live again. You know what they say about the word "assume"! It means that things will probably be OK.  |
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03-07-2026, 11:30 PM
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Re: A Traffic Accident Occurred on Jalan Ahmad Yani, South Bekasi
It does start with "ass" and it has u in there as well. But please keep me out of it!
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