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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

Nothing make me cringe like seeing someone gouging an eyeball.
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

Fuck being the one who is in charge of his autopsy.
Autopsy and all, I hate to imagine the work the mortician has ahead of him/her—if they're cut out for it, that is.

(An extra eye for detail would come in handy, too.)
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

Now give the eyeball a lil kiss
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

I don't think I'll be eating boiled eggs for a while...
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Eye carumba
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

Nothing make me cringe like seeing someone gouging an eyeball.

For me, chopping fingers is a lot, lot worse... but in the abstract, I see what you're saying.
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

Why? Just why
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Re: ~Time For His Eye Exam ~

I knew an eye surgeon who was doing charity surgery in India. He was working with a German surgeon but no anesthetist. Patient started waking up, Kraut punched the patient in the head knocking him out again.
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