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11-18-2019, 11:30 PM
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Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
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11-18-2019, 11:56 PM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
that's more f---ing blood from one body I have ever seen ... But unlike Akyan's recent description of a young Chinese woman as a fatty, THIS GUY was a fatty until all that fluid was squeezed out of his body by the roller machine, aka bus. Do fat people have more blood in them? Medical question ... is there a doctor in the house? ? Dr. Thrumpy? Your fan club has a question? |
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11-19-2019, 12:22 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
Why, it's a human-brakepad!  |
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11-19-2019, 12:38 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
The average adult (150 -180 pounds) has around 5 liters of blood, and it represents about 7% to 8% of body weight. Men tend to have more blood than women of comparable size and weight. Women however do lose blood each month due to periods. They get these periods, because they deserve them.  |
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11-19-2019, 01:12 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
In theory, the more tissue you have the more blood it will require to keep you alive.. enlarged hearts for morbidly obese because all the work it takes to pump all that blood throughout the body arteries, veins, and capillaries.. I'm a witch doctor on the side  |
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11-19-2019, 01:16 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
RiversEdge becoming the new DrThrumpkinz with the titles.
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11-19-2019, 02:05 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
I'm not a doctor but I've seen a lot more blood from one dude and he didn't even die. I was hoping I'd be able to share the "crime" scene photos with y'all but since the DA decided not to press charges, I doubt I'll ever get them. The bleeder in question is a big guy (ca 6 feet 220 lbs) with high blood pressure, there was probably more blood on my ceiling than there is on the ground in that video. The fire department had to come and hose away the blood outside my house, one witness and one police officer threw up when they saw the scene. Hey, he started it. |
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11-19-2019, 02:33 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
surprisingly no flip flops were harmed during this encounter
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11-19-2019, 02:43 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
I'm a Sand Witch doctor.  |
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11-19-2019, 07:17 AM
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Re: Thou Shall Not Walk into Path of Bus. They Now Call Him Mr. Scraps
I can’t speak to men and women’s bodies but I can guarantee that bus had more blood on it than a bus of equal size at the same stop.
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