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Re: Thief Lay Dying on the Floor

That thief is a mess.
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Re: Thief Lay Dying on the Floor

Ironic having his life taken from him... thievery is next to buggery, or so should all thieves be! Wonder what he's thinking as those last neurons oscillate with synchronous beta waves between two brain regions as his life passes and he fades to the empty darkness of nothing!
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Re: Thief Lay Dying on the Floor

Aww ffs, he's gone and pissed himself....
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F*ck him.
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Ironic having his life taken from him... thievery is next to buggery, or so should all thieves be! Wonder what he's thinking as those last neurons oscillate with synchronous beta waves between two brain regions as his life passes and he fades to the empty darkness of nothing!
The chronological hemispheres of the flux capacitor perpendicularly diminishes incrementally into segmented neutrophils. The cellular morphology transformed through the endoplasmic reticulum is only accomplished if you achieve 1.21 gigawatts of energy, in the time space continuum, travelling at 88MPH. It must be precisely those variables.
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The chronological hemispheres of the flux capacitor perpendicularly diminishes incrementally into segmented neutrophils. The cellular morphology transformed through the endoplasmic reticulum is only accomplished if you achieve 1.21 gigawatts of energy, in the time space continuum, travelling at 88MPH. It must be precisely those variables.
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Re: Thief Lay Dying on the Floor

Is he wearing headphones? Who robs a store listening to their iPod?
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He was quite calm for his situation -- maybe, already in shock...
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Re: Thief Lay Dying on the Floor

I can only hope I don`t die like that. His brain is still active because of the reflex breaths. Brain cells live about 4-6 minutes without oxygen. But I think when you suffer injuries like that, your body releases massive amounts of adrenaline and endorphins which acts as natural painkillers.
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