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12-09-2025, 10:36 AM
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Re: Ten Dead and 3 Injured when a Restaurant Caught Fire During B'day Party
The music was not playing locally and I agree, it was not the artistic choice I would have made. Staring at dead friends and relatives after an unspeakable tragedy calls for the careful selection and application of something from a very different kind of Production Music Library. "Music for the Concerts People Attend in Antidepressant Commercials, Volume One" contains some real bangers like these: 1) Picking the Lock on the Gun Safe 2) Learning to Tie That Knot (Sturdy Ceiling Fan) 3) Googling Bad Things 4) Hoarding Certain Pills 5) Jesus Fucking Christ Why Can't I Cum!?! 6) Circling the Drain 7) Smells Like Wet Pennies 8) Krime Scene Kleenerz (Security Deposit Lost) Any one of these would have been a better and more appropriate choice that really would have brought it all together. |