[Dr_Jackal]

Dead over nothing.

[ocrage]

theres a video of a guy jumping off a bridge and he has the exact same reaction. swims for a few strokes then is knocked out and sinks

[samcws]

He don't know how to do it yet he still wanted to do it.

[RoadRash]

We have a quarry near my town with 120 ft. jump. We used to jump as teens. Unless you're a professional diver, you need to enter the water perfectly vertical. A 90° angle. Otherwise it's painful. I landed at a slight angle once, just as this guy did. That was the last time I EVER jumped. It knocked the wind out of me. I was 10 feet under water gasping and panicking. It was a real close call.

[Bletch]

Originally Posted by Dr_Jackal ↗

Dead over nothing.

And probably missed out on the virgins as well

[TheUrinator]

He must have had his wind knocked out of him, he wouldn’t have sunk so quick if there was air in his lungs.

[TheUrinator]

At least his death was something fun and brave. Most of us fuckwits will die like David Carradine after auto erotic asphyxiation or from severe rectal trauma in prison. There’s a few here that may make it to die of old age. But for the rest of us, stop doing drugs and for the love of god, stop choking yourself while jerking off.

[Stevieaitch]

:l augh:lau gh :

[CaptainPicard]

i laughed my ass off at this

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by marcos_69 ↗

How do you know his legs aren't broken? And if his legs went in cleanly but his body was bent, his body would stop but his organs continue to travel at 100 mph, tearing at their attachments.

Because he was moving his arms and legs for those few seconds he tried to swim??

He very easily could have survived, assuming he knew how to swim, if he went straight in. The less of the body that is used to break the surface of the water, the easier it is to enter said water, and therefore less painful, less chance of injury. It’s science.
That’s why Olympic high divers go in as straight as possible. They are scored on how straight they are by how little splash they make.