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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

i'm going to show you how to make a fun and simple swing, using only rope and rafters. ready?

no reaction from the kids? i wonder how they felt. did they know he was dying? they had to think something was amiss.

& wonder what mr. deadbeat brought to them in that plastic bag.
I think there were grapes in the bag.
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Anyone else see the rat?
Staking its claim as man of the house going forward.
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He could so easily have laced a treat with poison before giving it to the kids so the wife would come home to everything lost. But the rat.
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Father of the year right there!
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Translation?
I’m dying to know what he was saying to the kids…
Looks like he got them some kind of treat, as if they wanted that! That’s incredibly sad!!!
At least I hope the kids can get a better home out of it… That rat!!!
Father: "Pay close attention because you may have to do this one day. Also, remember to be psychotically quiet and completely passive at what Daddy is about to do."
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