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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

He had good technique and got the job done quickly and efficiently. Many of the partial suspension hangings we see here seem to go on forever.
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teach em young!
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I kinda feel like it was an act of revenge on their mother
It happened here before
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

What a complete fucking clown to do this in front of the kids
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

He had good technique and got the job done quickly and efficiently. Many of the partial suspension hangings we see here seem to go on forever.
Did we watch two different videos or something? This looks like it DID go on forever, we just got the cut up version. There were many noticeable edit points where it skips forward a bit in time. His body kept twitching for quite a while. Plus he obviously wanted to die, given that he didn’t hang himself from a high point leaving him dangling to where we’d have seen more noticeable convulsions as we’ve seen in other videos. He noticeably hung himself in a way to where he kind of had to let himself sit hang, his feet were touching the ground so at any given moment before he lost consciousness, he could’ve just stood up.
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

Anyone else see the rat?
I think that Dad wasn't the only one to go bye-bye, I think the cat was getting beat up by the rat at the end you get here it's screaming
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

A pretty decent presentation, but he really should have opened the floor for questions before the actual demonstration.
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Someone PLEASE get this translated!!! Sounds like Brazilian Portuguese
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

Did we watch two different videos or something? This looks like it DID go on forever, we just got the cut up version. There were many noticeable edit points where it skips forward a bit in time. His body kept twitching for quite a while. Plus he obviously wanted to die, given that he didn’t hang himself from a high point leaving him dangling to where we’d have seen more noticeable convulsions as we’ve seen in other videos. He noticeably hung himself in a way to where he kind of had to let himself sit hang, his feet were touching the ground so at any given moment before he lost consciousness, he could’ve just stood up.
I didn't notice that the cuts were very long, but I'll not argue the point. I've seen some here that took much longer, and that was the basis for my comparison.

Oh yeah, he wanted to die all right.
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Re: Teaching the Kids How to Hang Yourself

At least they're not crying so they can't be too sad about this jackass.

Maybe they can be adopted now by a nice and loving family who've tried but failed to have kids of their own.
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