|
#1
●
02-16-2021, 04:52 PM
|
 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,658
Contributions: 901
96,658Posts 543,362Thanked 10,368Quoted 479Mentioned 901Contrib. |
|
Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
at a gas station in DR.
|
|
#2
●
02-16-2021, 05:07 PM
|
 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
Contributions: 285
8,306Posts 88,707Thanked 3,679Quoted 198Mentioned 285Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
Man, if his buddy had been all of one meter closer to the truck, he would have completely broken his fall and the pair of them would have had a few bruises at the worst. They'd have laughed about it over drinks this weekend. Fuckin bad luck, but when yer time's up, it's up. |
|
#3
●
02-16-2021, 05:32 PM
|
| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:926 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 793 793Posts 804Thanked 255Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
Even a few inches closer his knee would have bounced off his shoulder and they’d be railing hookers and doing big fat lines chased by a few tequila
|
|
#4
●
02-16-2021, 06:34 PM
|
 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:74 I am the "D" in "Vagina" Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 20,760 20,760Posts 37,718Thanked 9,623Quoted 17Mentioned 0Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
I was waiting for the truck to explode then land on him.  |
|
#5
●
02-16-2021, 06:57 PM
|
 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1249 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 504 504Posts 1,108Thanked 106Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
Hitting your head from a standing point alone is a 6 chamber roulette if you go down limp. Pile driving yourself from 6 feet off the ground is a fully loaded revolver with one of the rounds having a chance to mangle your horribly instead of kill you.
|
|
#6
●
02-16-2021, 07:21 PM
|
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:274 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,057 5,057Posts 3,925Thanked 268Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
same
|
|
#8
●
02-17-2021, 01:07 AM
|
 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:305 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4,261 4,261Posts 8,266Thanked 568Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
Wow that's some shitty luck...  |
|
#10
●
02-17-2021, 02:26 AM
|
 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
Contributions: 1
13,150Posts 43,745Thanked 822Quoted 28Mentioned 1Contrib. |
|
Re: Tanker Trucker Checking Load, Takes Misstep, Falls and Dies
Bet he didn't expect his day to end like that....his head must have made a made a terrible noise when it hit the pavement |
