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11-21-2019, 04:56 PM
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Suicide by Train
This past Tuesday a man committed suicide by jumping on the tracks in front of a train at the Laxmi Nagar metro station. The man has been identified as R.S., aged 75. According to family he has suffered from depression for years. Medics were able to retrieve him from under the train and take him to the hospital in which he was pronounced dead.
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11-21-2019, 09:36 PM
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Re: Suicide by Train
There should be a place where people like him could go, where nobody has to deal with the shitty mess they leave or the horror of running them over. A place where they can go and jump down a 100-foot tube with a heavy steel grate at the bottom that flips over automatically after they hit it and dumps the body into a lake full of hungry alligators or piranhas or something.
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11-21-2019, 10:27 PM
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Re: Suicide by Train
Bought a ticket for a runaway train.
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11-21-2019, 10:28 PM
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Re: Suicide by Train
Haha. Dude. Totally thought you were saying something sweet and caring then you hit us with the alligators. Made milk come out my nose.
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11-21-2019, 11:38 PM
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Re: Suicide by Train
It made MILK come out of your nose ?? Poker, you must be sucking on them Tig Ol' Bitties wayyy too hard if you're getting milk.  |
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11-22-2019, 01:32 AM
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Re: Suicide by Train
people that are waiting in front of that yellow line when a train arrives are usally up doing some drastic things  |
