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11-26-2022, 08:16 PM
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Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
A tragedy occurred in Augsburg on Saturday lunchtime directly at the town hall and the adjacent Christkindlesmarkt. A man climbed onto the town hall in front of the surrounding passers-by and then jumped to his death. Police and fire brigade could do nothing more for him. Because the Christkindlesmarkt was already open, the town hall square was very busy. Police and firemen were called to the scene, but the man jumped almost immediately after completing his ascent. The spokesperson assured that the jumping cushion was set up correctly and in the right place. However, the man deliberately chose to miss it. He died when he hit the ground. |
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#2
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11-26-2022, 08:25 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
9.5 for sticking the landing. Air bag? Did not see one.  |
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#3
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11-26-2022, 08:50 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
I can only say: "Ach! du leiber!!"  |
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11-26-2022, 08:59 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
That was spot on  |
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11-26-2022, 09:03 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
Well played that man. A sound 9 from me. Hands behind back upon entry into the concrete would have up the score but it was full of grace and intent.
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11-26-2022, 09:45 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
Jawoll!
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#7
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11-26-2022, 10:21 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
Fuck was that a little girl who watched that happen?  Super close too.
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#8
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11-26-2022, 10:21 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
Is this "too bad"? Maybe. Is it sad? Sure. But, this is not, by definition, a tragedy.
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11-26-2022, 10:31 PM
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Re: Suicide By Jumping Off the Roof of German Town Hall
He went face down too so he could see the ground getting closer.
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