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A tragedy occurred in Augsburg on Saturday lunchtime directly at the town hall and the adjacent Christkindlesmarkt. A man climbed onto the town hall in front of the surrounding passers-by and then jumped to his death. Police and fire brigade could do nothing more for him. Because the Christkindlesmarkt was already open, the town hall square was very busy. Police and firemen were called to the scene, but the man jumped almost immediately after completing his ascent. The spokesperson assured that the jumping cushion was set up correctly and in the right place. However, the man deliberately chose to miss it. He died when he hit the ground. |
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#2
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9.5 for sticking the landing. Air bag? Did not see one. |
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I can only say: "Ach! du leiber!!" |
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That was spot on |
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Well played that man. A sound 9 from me. Hands behind back upon entry into the concrete would have up the score but it was full of grace and intent.
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Jawoll!
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So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:369 NIGHTBRINGER Join Date: Sep 2012 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 401 Post(s) | ||||||||
Fuck was that a little girl who watched that happen? Super close too.
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Is this "too bad"? Maybe. Is it sad? Sure. But, this is not, by definition, a tragedy.
__________________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." |
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9/10
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He went face down too so he could see the ground getting closer.
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