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10-22-2020, 10:00 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:451 Male Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,458
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10-22-2020, 12:13 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper in China
There's a great scene in In Bruges, where one of the hit men, prior to jumping off the tower, sprinkles the change in his pocket over the side. Down below all of the people at the bottom scatter, because the coins are falling. That way he doesn't hit any of them with his body. Very considerate. That's the way I want to go. I want them saying "Wow, he was very considerate, and he kept a lot of coins in his pocket when no one really uses coins anymore. That's interesting. Anyway, if another one like that guy decides to jump, I'll have enough change to buy a soda soon." That's the way I want to go.
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10-23-2020, 06:37 AM
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Re: Suicide Jumper in China
IKR. We should totally convince Chris to add a movie review section to DR. I mean we could still comment on the decapitations and the bloodletting but at the end, who wouldn't enjoy a nice review of Shrek the 3rd, or the new Lion King reimagining? We could even compare the random robbery/murder posts with the scene from Heat when Robert De Niro and Val Kilmer rob a bank looking old as fuck but still carrying assault rifles and like 500lbs of money on their backs. That settles it, I'm going to pen a missive to the mods and see if we can add that feature for 2021. Great suggestion!
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10-23-2020, 01:26 PM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper in China
That shoe had so much fun on the way down the first time, it tried to do it all over again. 
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