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Old 02-28-2022, 10:06 PM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

Oh man! That’s going to a rough ride in the back of that pickup truck! They even left the tailgate down as they drove off
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Old 02-28-2022, 10:19 PM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

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are that his peeled nuts?
He died on the way to the hospital.
Yezza sir, looks like some peeled Georgia Peanuts in his crotch. I think when he saw the damage to his manly mans, he decided it was not worth living and gave it up.
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Old 03-01-2022, 12:30 AM
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where's the remaining of his lower body?
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Old 03-01-2022, 01:02 AM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

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Did that guy really toss him a black bin liner and tell him to clean up his own mess??

I'm sure that is what he said.
Savage.
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Old 03-01-2022, 12:33 PM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

After losing my legs in an accident I might give it a try to go on with life, but after losing Jr. not so much.

Although my man is virtually unfazed after having his nether friend crushed, well after all most Asian men do not have too much to lose in that respect?
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Old 03-01-2022, 05:30 PM
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Based on the title, I expected he'd have been mauled and murdered by some psycho Brazilians. I'm glad it at least appears to be some kind of accident.
the lyrics from One by Metallica come to mind:
"hold my breath as a wish for death / o please god take me"
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Old 03-01-2022, 11:45 PM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

The body is amazing.

They seemed to be very tender with him. Nicer than just lying on the floor by yourself.
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Old 03-02-2022, 12:14 AM
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Props to the guy that went above and beyond his job to help him out, even doing it with care.
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Old 03-02-2022, 05:02 AM
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Can someone look for his flip flops,,. Ahh never mind won't be needing those little beauties any longer
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Old 03-03-2022, 12:41 PM
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Re: Still Alive with No Legs and a Destroyed Crotch Area

brutal
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