[Nick_ufc]

may be a nonce

[John Doenut]

I think he got caught using one of those balloons as a condom.
Cheeky cunt.

[Brynjar]

He took a piece of cake before the party started, bad idea.

[Mr. Coprophilia]

When will these backwoods savages learn, always, always smash the extremities first to ensure consciousness and maximum sufferage. Save the cranium bashing for last like a sweet desert.

[mchchicago78]

justicia

[mchchicago78]

You think maybe it was because he put his finger in the icing of the cake?

[snk1200]

what a mistake he not a pinata....