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"Don't worry folks, I'll be here all week!" Ba-dum, tshhhhhh.
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*Comedian tells joke then dies during set*

Me: I don't get it.
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Yeah, I definitely would want a refund.
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I think we should, in his memory, chime in with a joke.

Guys goes hunting. Sees a grizzly bear. Takes a shot with his rifle and misses. Bear lunges, knocks him to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the ass.
The guy is furious. Comes back the next day with a machine gun. Sees the same bear. Open fire and misses. Bear lunges, knocks him to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the ass AGAIN.
Now the hunter is out of his mind with rage. Comes back the next day with a bazooka, sees the same bear. Launches a rocket and misses. Bear tackles him and rolls him over and whispers in the hunters ear "Something tells me you don't come her for the hunting".
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All things considered, this is a pretty good way to die. He told a joke, laughed with the crowd for a moment, and then died in a pretty peaceful and non-horrific way. I hope my death is as merciful.
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another heart attack?
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That was a hell of a punchline
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Sad, I used to work as an actor and story teller in St.Augustine Fl for Ghosts and Gravestones. Telling true ghost stories from around town on a trolley. Standing up at the front of it like this. The thought always crossed my mind, as it does with any job really, what if this is where I die? Thinking about standing up in front of a crowd an keeling over like this just gave me anxiety. Seeing it happen to someone is just sad. I’d hate to die at work trying to make a living.
You could have moonlighted as a grave digger to immerse into your fear and conquer it.
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He literally died laughing. And I mean it literally.


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