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01-28-2024, 05:55 PM
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| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:836 Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 917 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 288 Post(s)
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Re: Stand Up Comedian Kills It
I think we should, in his memory, chime in with a joke. Guys goes hunting. Sees a grizzly bear. Takes a shot with his rifle and misses. Bear lunges, knocks him to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the ass. The guy is furious. Comes back the next day with a machine gun. Sees the same bear. Open fire and misses. Bear lunges, knocks him to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the ass AGAIN. Now the hunter is out of his mind with rage. Comes back the next day with a bazooka, sees the same bear. Launches a rocket and misses. Bear tackles him and rolls him over and whispers in the hunters ear "Something tells me you don't come her for the hunting". |
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01-29-2024, 06:04 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:9575 Join Date: Oct 2023 Posts: 16 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Stand Up Comedian Kills It
All things considered, this is a pretty good way to die. He told a joke, laughed with the crowd for a moment, and then died in a pretty peaceful and non-horrific way. I hope my death is as merciful.
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