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Re: Stand Up Comedian Kills It

Sad, I used to work as an actor and story teller in St.Augustine Fl for Ghosts and Gravestones. Telling true ghost stories from around town on a trolley. Standing up at the front of it like this. The thought always crossed my mind, as it does with any job really, what if this is where I die? Thinking about standing up in front of a crowd an keeling over like this just gave me anxiety. Seeing it happen to someone is just sad. I’d hate to die at work trying to make a living.
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"Suddenly" strikes again!
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Monty pythons deadly joke
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Re: Stand Up Comedian Kills It

Clearly he had a fart that backfired and blew gas into his pancreas.
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Sad, I used to work as an actor and story teller in St.Augustine Fl for Ghosts and Gravestones. Telling true ghost stories from around town on a trolley. Standing up at the front of it like this. The thought always crossed my mind, as it does with any job really, what if this is where I die? Thinking about standing up in front of a crowd an keeling over like this just gave me anxiety. Seeing it happen to someone is just sad. I’d hate to die at work trying to make a living.

“True ghost stories”?

Are you 10?

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He died laughing- the best any of us could hope for, I guess.
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What does the pizza delivery guy and the gynocologist have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
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Where was he performing? On a bus? Talk about your budget venues! At least Beatlemania got a gig on cruise ship, and the Sonny & Cher Drag Queen Revue I once saw got a Bread and Breakfast!
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Laughter is NOT the best medicine.
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Re: Stand Up Comedian Kills It

He died laughing- the best any of us could hope for, I guess.
especially for it to show up on a site like this for millions to watch for god knows how long.
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