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05-22-2019, 03:31 AM
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Re: Split in Half and Still Kickin'

She'd kick ass at the game of "TWISTER". Yeah, that kind of sucked. She could be a human pretzel at the local Museum. They should stop videoing her legs and take more video of her boobs packed away in the blue bra.
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Probably a piece of asphalt
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0:33 was that her eyeball on top of her head? eyeballing us all
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I wonder what was going through the clinging-to-life gal's mind as she lay there under the truck.
She was probably thinking she was going to have to cancel her date to the Saturday night dance.
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Re: Split in Half and Still Kickin'

Shes already dead. Thats just agonal breathing. Shes gone its just a reflex.
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Make one good one out of two?
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I wonder what was going through the clinging-to-life gal's mind as she lay there under the truck.

Truck tires?
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I wonder what was going through the clinging-to-life gal's mind as she lay there under the truck.
Probably tripping her face off into the spirit world on some of that endogenous DMT
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Re: Split in Half and Still Kickin'

Not a day goes by, not a day. That I don’t see some stupid bastard on a scooter get fucked up by a truck in some 3rd world country!
I tell you a horror movie should be made about it "the attack of the killer thai trucks" it would make a helluva movie!
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She could've shaved her minge
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