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06-08-2025, 09:19 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
Shouldn't it have been more like "Dying Alive" (because of course you're alive while in the process of dying)?  |
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06-08-2025, 09:25 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
He’s got a phone in his hand and would rather be a star of his own show than call 911 and try help the guy who was still breathing.  |
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06-08-2025, 09:38 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
THAT MAN DEAD
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06-08-2025, 10:02 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
Man was walking down the street minding his own business and BAMM... shot that mofucka 60ft in the air. Den anotha car came and hit his ass again... DAMN. HE DEAD BFO YOU HIT HIM    |
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06-08-2025, 10:03 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
CPR on a guy who is alive and breathing?
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06-08-2025, 11:48 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
aren't they all? |
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06-08-2025, 11:56 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
OMG...SHUT UP
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06-09-2025, 05:10 AM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
omphalocele, born without naval but in S.C. called the E.T. syndrome He dead, he dead, he dead, he's alive. |
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06-09-2025, 08:06 PM
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Re: SOUTH CAROLINA | Alien Dies After Being Hit by Two Cars
I think he was singing that because if you've watched the office, they learned CPR and the instructor tells them to pump the chest to the rhythm of that song. it's actually hilarious to think that's how this guy thought of it |
