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11-26-2015, 05:07 AM
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Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
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11-26-2015, 07:31 AM
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Re: Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
He just took it BEFORE starting the ride to his GF. Bad decision  |
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#5
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11-26-2015, 08:28 AM
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Re: Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
Now that's some kinda rigor mortis  Might've helped if he had a rear tyre on the bike, they tend not to handle so well without rubber  |
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11-26-2015, 10:11 AM
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Re: Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did. |
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11-26-2015, 04:20 PM
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Re: Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
It is customary to stick a cucumber in a dying mans underwear in certain countries
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11-26-2015, 06:23 PM
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Re: Something Popping Out of This Dead Biker's Underwear
Also after your gym friend dies on bench you add weights before you call 911.
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