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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

Indeed snakes have poor eye sight, but a goddamn good nose!
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

I'm confused....

So, was the snake in the bus, or did he swerve for the snake in the road?

Was the a case of, 'Snakes on a Bus!?'

Bit seriously, I've run over black mambas and they latch on underneath the car/truck, and there is nothing you can do but get to where you're going, leap out as far away from the vehicle as possible and pray it goes away on its own.

Snakes love the warmth they find in engines, and will look for any little place in warm vehicles.

They're so much more afraid of you, than you are of them. Yup... even the BM.

Think the bus swerved to miss the snake and crashed
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I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking bus!
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

The thing everyone here forgets, is that the SNAKE WAS DRIVING THE BUS!
Snakes don't have the best judgement.
Also, they have no hands or feet for driving purposes.
NEVER let a snake drive!
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

~ So the snake lost in the end too, didn't just get released back into the wild to do some more mayhem.
~ Could have easily been some pet snake that got away
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

~ So the snake lost in the end too, didn't just get released back into the wild to do some more mayhem.
~ Could have easily been some pet snake that got away
OR, it could have been a plot by the infamous "LAURIE" who is always killing people with trucks, to infest the local transport system with snakes, in an effort to create more havoc.
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

Me driving and having more compassion for animals than humans
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

I brake and swerve for butterflies too
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Re: ~Snake Causes Bus Crash~

More sad about the snake dying than the people
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