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#304
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03-08-2019, 12:03 AM
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Re: Shot in the Face, Failed Suicide, Still Alive
How to shoot yourself: Eat 6 packets of paracetamol, get in car with garden hose pumping exhaust inside, then shoot yourself through the temple and brains... not in the face. If you fuck up the shot, you don't last long from the exhaust fumes or even the panadol.
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#305
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01-01-2020, 07:58 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:741 Female Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 1,095 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 510 Post(s)
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Re: Shot in the Face, Failed Suicide, Still Alive
What the FUCK!!! Kicking his own sorry ass cause now he can only hum "I MISSED!" THAT SHIT IS REAL!!! Bet he was sorry for himself after that fuck up. |
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#307
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01-14-2021, 02:35 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1551 male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 362 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 94 Post(s)
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Re: Shot in the Face, Failed Suicide, Still Alive
why are you bringing up old threads like this? I mean 2009?! You don't even add anything to the story like did he survive, is he happily married with kids? So please refrain from doing so.
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