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#171
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06-17-2010, 09:56 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3634 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 93 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 8 Post(s)
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Re: Shot in the Face, Failed Suicide, Still Alive
Good news: 1.No face to reconstruct there! ^_^  2.You get to sound like a fucking emu in heat before you die 3.Not even your eyes survived that shit so you won't be able to see your failure should you be shown a mirror  4.Video has been recorded to be uploaded to the inter*cough cough* perserved as commemoration to you SOUNDING LIKE A FUCKING EMU IN HEAT BEFORE YOU DIE!  Bad news: 1.You survived your initial attempt. 2.Your attempt left your ears intact so you get to hear people worrying about you while your responses to them sound something akin to a FUCKING EMU IN HEAT!  3.Your death won't be as quick as you planned. Case in point: Try harder next time.  |
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#174
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07-14-2010, 05:26 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3354 Male Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 107 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Re: Shot in the Face, Failed Suicide, Still Alive
Because he blew his eyes out. He would be totally disorientated and wouldn't be able to find extra ammo to reload the weapon. Quite sad really - Always make sure the gun has a back up round in for suicide lol.
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