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Old 11-04-2009, 12:38 AM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

Why the fuck did he have a HK-93? What in the hell was he gaurding?
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Why the fuck did he have a HK-93? What in the hell was he guarding?
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:08 AM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

I didnt bother to fucking read the other 5 pages but, perhaps, He was asleep the whole time and just fucking blasted himself some how in his sleep.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:17 PM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

Natural selection.
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:52 PM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

If your job is that boring look for another one
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:08 AM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

People weren't a little spooked that he was sitting there at the table just fiddling with a gun? He looked like a chimp trying to figure out what it was for. Guess now he knows
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:52 PM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

If I was planning on killing myself, the last thing I'd do is wake up and go hang out at work for a while first. That's just fuckin weird.
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Old 11-26-2009, 02:19 PM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

DO U THINK THERE S A RINGING IN HIS EARS
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:52 AM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

well i guess the stress of the job got to him lol ffs
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Old 12-13-2009, 02:47 PM
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Re: Security Guard Is So Bored He Shoots Himself In The Head

what a poor man , the sympathy floods from me like the tea from a tetley tea bag
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