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05-30-2019, 06:29 PM
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Re: Scotch Tape Jesus
Yeah. Just skip the bs description and click the video its easier. Funny the first time , barely, well a half hearted "huh. Tut.." more like.but talk about milking a cow  |
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06-01-2019, 02:38 PM
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Re: Scotch Tape Jesus
Here ya go: We are at "Valle de los encinos" (Located in the City of Guadalajara Mex.) I'm driving by , it is approximately 6 o'clock in the morning and we have just found a fucker -Why are you here bro? They -Why? -Because I broke into (a house) to steal -Where? -A house -Which house? -Unintelligible (car engine too loud) -Where? -Vomits -Who tied you up bro? -unintelligible -What's your name? -Esteban -Where do you live Esteban? -Very far away -Where "far away" ? -Vomits again, far away -Where "far away" ? -Can you help me? -No, I can't help you for being a fucking thief -You were lucky they didn't fuck you up mother fucker huh! -Have you seen my mother? (He must be quite disoriented to ask this to a stranger passing by!) -Huh? -Have you seen my mother around here? -Which/whose mother fucker? No, and you deserve another beating so you stop being a motherfucker -You're not going to help me? -Fat chance asshole!... Looks like a little message should be hanged on this dude! So there you have it! Keep misbehaving fucker! (Walks to his car) "Yeahs"! Well as you can see, here's this son of a bitch that got caught stealing, I don't know what the fuck he stole, but here he is, tied up the son of a bitch. I feel like punching him but I'm going to look bad, so let's leave the fucker like that, the son of a whore, fuck him! Asshole, there he is, stark naked the son of a whore Well, there you have it! We are at "Valle de los encinos"... and broadcasting live bros |
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06-01-2019, 02:43 PM
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Here ya go: Please delete the previous translation this one I cleaned up to make it more understandable We are at "Valle de los encinos" (Located in the City of Guadalajara Mex.) I'm driving by , it is approximately 6 o'clock in the morning and we have just found a fucker -Why are you here bro? They (unintelligible) -Why? -Because I broke into (a house) to steal -Where? -A house -Which house? -Unintelligible (car engine too loud) -Where? -Vomits -Who tied you up bro? -unintelligible -What's your name? -Esteban -Where do you live Esteban? -Very far away -Where "far away" ? -(Vomits again) Far away -Where "far away" ? -Can you help me? -No, I can't help you for being a fucking thief You were lucky they didn't fuck you up mother fucker huh! -Have you seen my mother? (He must be quite disoriented to ask this to a stranger passing by!) -Huh? -Have you seen my mother around here? -Which/whose mother, fucker? No, and you deserve another beating so you stop being a motherfucker -You're not going to help me? -Fat chance asshole!... Looks like a little message should be hanged on this dude! So there you have it! Keep misbehaving fucker! (Walks to his car) "Yeahs"! Well as you can see, here's this son of a bitch that got caught stealing, I don't know what the fuck he stole, but here he is, tied up the son of a bitch. I feel like punching him but I'm going to look bad, so let's leave the fucker like that, the son of a whore, fuck him! Asshole, there he is, stark naked the son of a whore Well, there you have it! We are at "Valle de los encinos"... and broadcasting live bros |
