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08-11-2023, 12:13 AM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:120 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,161
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~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
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08-11-2023, 12:37 AM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2994 Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 132 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 29 Post(s)
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
So, he gets completely crushed and smeared from his neck down and as the the 3rd to last wheel rolled over it swung his now completely severed head out BETWEEN the penultimate wheel that lightly putted it to the street as it rolled to a gentle stop. This is the most metal thing I've seen since that dude who was instantly vaporized by high voltage in a boom lift. |
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08-11-2023, 01:15 AM
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
If that guy tries to get into heaven with "I didn't see the truck" then the world is going to hell.
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08-11-2023, 02:06 AM
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
I had to rewind 3 times to see exactly what happened. How TF does he just swerve directly in front of a huge truck. Seriously
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08-11-2023, 02:15 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Male Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,523
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
an ant cutting from right to left, and an elephant behind you   |
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08-11-2023, 04:43 AM
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 ]~Resident Asshole~[ Poster Rank:294 Stands to Pee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,333 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 2203 Post(s)
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
On another note, that scooter was awarded “safest new model” by J.D. Power and Associates.
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08-11-2023, 09:38 AM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:612 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,484 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 218 Post(s)
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
His nickname was Pap. If you know, you know.
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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08-11-2023, 01:03 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3376 MALE Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 106 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 27 Post(s)
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
Crazy how in few seconds human being is no difference from run-over animal.. crazy crazy crazy  |
